Okay so, the marauders map can see people even when they’re hidden underneath the cloak of invisibility, right?
Yet Death can’t find people hidden under that cloak…
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
JUST HOW DID A GANG OF TEENAGERS…
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you
i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW